#pear and raspberry are on thin fucking ice
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b-0-ngripper · 11 days ago
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I am so fucking tired of perfumes with vanilla notes in them
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trekbec82 · 2 months ago
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I remember that Kate Moss saying being quoted all over the media, the first time around. I remember the so-called Heroin Chic phase of painfully thin models, very obviously suffering from anorexia and/or bulimia. I was thrilled when the phrase died out, and the stick-thin phase became less intense.
I never agreed with the sentiment.
Bolognese and bechamel lasagne tastes better.
Garlic bread with parmesean cheese tastes better.
Mozzarella and tomato arancini taste better.
Swedish-style meatballs with mash potato, gravy, and lingonberry jam taste better.
Toasted sourdough with chicken, bacon, tomato, red onion, avocado, cheese, and aioli tastes better.
Roast lamb with potato, carrot, pumpkin, sweet potato, and brown gravy tastes better.
Warm croissants with ham and cheese taste better.
Burritos with brown rice, seasoned chicken, cheese, tomato and onion salsas, and guacamole taste better.
Fried rice done a dozen different ways tastes better.
Potatoes cooked a dozen different ways taste better.
Jam-filled doughnuts taste better.
Triple-chocolate muffins and brownies taste better.
Mississippi mudcake tastes better.
Apple pie tastes better.
Sticky date pudding with vanilla bean ice-cream tastes better.
Pfeffernüsse and Lebkuchen taste better.
Scones with jam and cream taste better.
Caramel tart tastes better.
Choc-mint fudge tastes better.
Fresh strawberries, raspberries, blueberries, blackberries, apples, pears, pineapples, and bananas all taste better.
Freshly baked bread with melted butter tastes better than skinny feels, for fuck's sake!
I really hope the resurgence of this horrible mindset dies a swift death, and doesn't take too many people with it. I'll be over here enjoying food, either way.
“nothing tastes as good as skinny feels”
damn you must suck at cooking. check out some youtube tutorials man. i believe in you.
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tin-can-iron-man · 4 years ago
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Excuse me? Melon?? Have you lost your goddamn mind???!!?? Even watermelon???!!?!!!!!
Enjoy your Thickwater™️ fruit edition. I'll be over here enjoying a nice BLUEBERRY PIE
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