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I am so fucking tired of perfumes with vanilla notes in them
#i hate sweet and gourmand scents#the sweet notes i accept are florals pear and raspberry#pear and raspberry are on thin fucking ice#i want a spicy and woodsy scent with no vanilla in it
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I remember that Kate Moss saying being quoted all over the media, the first time around. I remember the so-called Heroin Chic phase of painfully thin models, very obviously suffering from anorexia and/or bulimia. I was thrilled when the phrase died out, and the stick-thin phase became less intense.
I never agreed with the sentiment.
Bolognese and bechamel lasagne tastes better.
Garlic bread with parmesean cheese tastes better.
Mozzarella and tomato arancini taste better.
Swedish-style meatballs with mash potato, gravy, and lingonberry jam taste better.
Toasted sourdough with chicken, bacon, tomato, red onion, avocado, cheese, and aioli tastes better.
Roast lamb with potato, carrot, pumpkin, sweet potato, and brown gravy tastes better.
Warm croissants with ham and cheese taste better.
Burritos with brown rice, seasoned chicken, cheese, tomato and onion salsas, and guacamole taste better.
Fried rice done a dozen different ways tastes better.
Potatoes cooked a dozen different ways taste better.
Jam-filled doughnuts taste better.
Triple-chocolate muffins and brownies taste better.
Mississippi mudcake tastes better.
Apple pie tastes better.
Sticky date pudding with vanilla bean ice-cream tastes better.
Pfeffernüsse and Lebkuchen taste better.
Scones with jam and cream taste better.
Caramel tart tastes better.
Choc-mint fudge tastes better.
Fresh strawberries, raspberries, blueberries, blackberries, apples, pears, pineapples, and bananas all taste better.
Freshly baked bread with melted butter tastes better than skinny feels, for fuck's sake!
I really hope the resurgence of this horrible mindset dies a swift death, and doesn't take too many people with it. I'll be over here enjoying food, either way.
“nothing tastes as good as skinny feels”
damn you must suck at cooking. check out some youtube tutorials man. i believe in you.
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Excuse me? Melon?? Have you lost your goddamn mind???!!?? Even watermelon???!!?!!!!!
Enjoy your Thickwater™️ fruit edition. I'll be over here enjoying a nice BLUEBERRY PIE
#even watermelon#ah the biggest scare of today: having to possibly eat anything melon flavored#watermelon jolly ranchers are IT and THEY'RE ON THIN FUCKING ICE#what do you think was the first kind of melon I ever had it's the spark of my hartred towards them YES EVEN SEEDLESS#dumb fruit coconuts#ironically I also almost always dislike coconut. or coconut flavored things.#Maybe I just don't like fruits that are hard to open#I like mangos and kiwis and strawberries c:#oh and plums can get it#peaches are ok#bananas and apples are...I will eat them#pears are above apples#pineapple isn't BAD and doesn't TASTE BAD but 1. it has to be cold and never cooked ew 2. not mixed with any other fruits it makes it worse#also pineapple pastries count as cooking pineapple so again I hate it#pineapple mixed with something else is ok in smoothie form only#blueberries raspberries and blackberries are on the list somewhere with raspberries above the other two#blueberries and blackberries keep switching on what I like better. usually blackberries are better#here's my picky ass fruit list tell me if something else pissed you off >:)#also hi buddy!!!!
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